Bruce Lipton Speaks About EFT Tapping

Bruce Lipton

Cellular Biologist Bruce H. Lipton, PhD is an internationally recognized leader in bridging science and spirit. Stem cell biologist, bestselling author of The Biology of Belief and recipient of the 2009 Goi Peace Award, he has been a guest speaker on hundreds of TV and radio shows, as well as keynote presenter for national and international conferences.

Dr. Lipton egan his scientific career as a cell biologist. He received his Ph.D. Degree from the University of Virginia at Charlottesville before joining the Department of Anatomy at the University of Wisconsin's School of Medicine in 1973. Dr. Lipton's research on muscular dystrophy, studies employing cloned human stem cells, focused upon the molecular mechanisms controlling cell behavior. An experimental tissue transplantation technique developed by Dr. Lipton and colleague Dr. Ed Schultz and published in the journal Science was subsequently employed as a novel form of human genetic engineering.

Learn more about Bruce Lipton here.
In this interview, you will learn:
  • Why positive thinking doesn't work unless you are actively changing the subconscious mind
  • The power of the placebo and the lesser known "nocebo" affect
  • Why the mind is the most powerful healing tool available and how you can exponentially jump your healing abilities with your mind
  • Why the medical system keeps you from learning about healing that does not involve chemicals and drugs
  • Why it's so important to learn how to rewire your subconscious mind
  • And so much more...
Remember, For 10 Days Only You Can Pick Up One of the Special Packages Listed Further Down on the Page and Save 75% to 80% Off the Regular Price!
The latest research is proving that when you use EFT Tapping to shift your unconscious beliefs and emotions, you shift the chemicals being released into the body. In doing so, you are literally able to shift your nervous system, as well as your digestive and endocrine systems, your hormones, your energy levels and more!

So far, modern science's investigations into just why Tapping works have been astounding. The results reveal that Tapping is the perfect bridge between cutting edge Western medicine and ancient healing practices from the East.

Hundreds of studies have been performed that show the effects of using Tapping on a variety of issues from reducing stress in the body, reducing physical pain, reducing PTSD symptoms, creating weight loss, and much more.

Study after study show that when you deal with the underlying emotional issues, the body is brought back into balance leading to emotional well being, increased levels of happiness, weight loss, increased focus and productivity, improved immune system function and much more!
See what experts in different fields are saying about EFT Tapping! Press play on the video to the right.

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If you're new to Tapping, you're probably wondering...
"What is Tapping?"

Tapping, otherwise known as EFT, for Emotional Freedom Techniques, is a combination of Ancient Chinese Acupressure and Modern Psychology.

It was developed originally by Roger Callahan in the 1980's and modified and expanded upon by Gary Craig a few years later. Since then, thousands of psychologists, psychiatrists, doctors, coaches and individual users have adopted this powerful technique for use on themselves, their clients, family members and more.

This simple technique literally involves "tapping" on the meridian points of your body while focusing on your emotions or feelings, all with the goal of reprogramming the brain and body to obtain specific results.

EFT has been known to work for years by psychologists, therapists, coaches and everyday people. In recent years a major push has been made for more evidence-based research and the results have been astounding!

Clinical research studies with EFT Tapping are providing impressive results in a variety of areas such as relief from chronic pain, emotional distress, addictions, phobias, PTSD (posttraumatic stress disorder), athletic performance, and, yes...even amazing results in achieving weight loss! Check out the short video above to see what experts are saying about the effectiveness of Tapping.

Here's How Tapping
Can Help You Today...

I've had the privilege to speak in front of thousands of people on stage, and to help hundreds of thousands more online and through my books and programs and after nearly 10 years of helping others with Tapping I can tell you one undeniable truth...

Tapping works to rewire the brain and body, to create the change you want in your life, whether that is wanting to lose weight, eliminate physical pain, create more success, or anything else, better than any other technique I've ever come across.

And here's the thing... we all want to improve our life in one way or another. I've yet to come across a person in all my years of helping others that told me "I don't want to improve anything."

Wanting to improve our lives is a natural part of the human experience. But as my friend Tony Robbins says "Change is inevitable, progress is optional." If you want to make progress towards the life you want, you have to take the action that leads you to that goal.

If you finished watching the film above (and I hope you did! If you didn't, keep watching!) you got to see just how powerful Tapping can be in creating personal change.

I want you to be able to take the next step in creating change for YOU in YOUR life and I know that Tapping can help you get there. Which is why I've put together these...

Special Discount Bundles

These packages cover specific topics to help you take action in the area where YOU most want to grow RIGHT NOW...

The Tapping Solution for Financial Success Bundle

(Discount is only available during the 10 day screening period)

75% OFF Normally $9286
Today: $2321
Most people assume that if they wanted to learn how to make more money they'd take some type of course that taught techniques like how to invest in the stock market, or in real estate, or land your dream job, or how to run your own business.

And while those things can be helpful, for most people they completely miss the boat and don't help them in any way. That's why the majority of people who take information or technique based courses never succeed.

Learning all of those techniques is useless if you have underlying issues going on that prevent you from succeeding. Tapping changes all of that though...

Tapping works to rewire your unconscious limiting beliefs, negative emotions, traumas, critical voice, and more to wire you for success. I've put together this discounted bundle package to help you catapult your financial success.

  • The "103 Disempowering Beliefs About Money and Success and How to Eliminate Them in Minutes" ebook
  • Our top four financial based audios pulled from our Tapping World Summits:
  • "How to Create an Abundant and Fulfilling Financial Future Through Tapping with Nick Ortner"
  • Ending the Self-Sabotaging Behaviors that Block Success with Carol Look
  • Removing Your Blocks to Financial Abundance: How to Do More Good, Serve More People, and Be Financially Rewarded for It with Pamela Bruner
  • Clearing Debt: Eliminating the Emotional Burden of Debt to Finally Allow You to Move Forward with Margaret Lynch
  • A special Tapping Meditation to overcome financial overwhelm and stress around money
  • My New York Times bestselling "The Tapping Solution: A Revolutionary System for Stress Free Living" shipped to your door (This book covers a variety of topics such as weight loss, making more money, pain relief, stress and more)
  • "The Tapping Solution" film (on DVD)

The Tapping Solution for Weight Loss Bundle

(Discount is only available during the 10 day screening period)

75% OFF Normally $9889
Today: $2472
If you're like 80% of women, you're likely dissatisfied with your body when you look in the mirror...

At a time when roughly 2/3 of women in the United States are overweight, with 1/2 of those women being obese, feeling happy and confident in your body can be tough!

Most women focus on diet and exercise first in order to lose weight, and it's unfortunately the wrong approach. Without addressing the unconscious emotions, limiting beliefs, traumas and more that keep you from losing weight, you're likely to fail regardless of which weigh loss diet you choose.

Tapping works to release the things holding you back from reaching your goal! In this special bundle package you'll get:

  • Jessica Ortner's New York Times bestselling book "The Tapping Solution for Weight Loss and Body Confidence" shipped to your door
  • Our top four weight loss and body confidence based audios pulled from our Tapping World Summits:
  • "Achieving Weight Loss and Body Confidence: Clearing the 8 Blocks That Keep You Sabotaging Your Weight Loss Goals" with Jessica Ortner
  • "Discover The Hidden Reasons Behind Emotional Eating" with Brittany Watkins
  • "Tapping to Dissolve Food Cravings and Lose Weight Once and For All" with Dr. Peta Stapleton
  • "Body Image and Weight Loss: Something That Finally Works" with Carol Tuttle
  • A Special Tapping Meditation called "Resistance to Exercise: A Guided Tapping Meditation to Motivate and Move Your Body"
  • My New York Times bestselling book "The Tapping Solution: A Revolutionary System for Stress Free Living" shipped to your door (This book covers a variety of topics such as weight loss, making more money, pain relief, stress and more)
  • "The Tapping Solution" film (on DVD)

The Tapping Solution for Pain Relief Bundle

(Discount is only available during the 10 day screening period)

75% OFF Normally $10242
Today: $2560
I've had the opportunity to teach tens of thousands of people how to do Tapping in person at live events. And whenever I do, I always do so by bringing participants with physical pain up on stage.

Nothing is more miraculous, and obvious as to the power of Tapping, than seeing somebody who has been dealing with high levels of physical pain suddenly get more relief than they've had in years, in just minutes with the use of Tapping.

It's clear to us today that our unconscious emotions and traumas play a HUGE role in our levels of physical pain. Through Tapping, we're able to release this pain.

If you're in physical pain, I highly recommend getting this package:

  • My bestselling book "The Tapping Solution for Pain Relief"
  • Our top four pain relief based audios pulled from our Tapping World Summits:
  • "Dramatic Pain Relief with Tapping: The Miraculous Results and How You Too Can Use It Today To Get Relief" with Nick Ortner
  • "Anger and Physical Pain: The Hidden Connection" with Mary Ayers
  • "Healing the Body: A New Approach to Health and Illness" with Julie Schiffman
  • "The Simple Way to Tap Away Those Constant Headaches" with Gwenn Bonnell
  • A special Tapping Meditation to Overcome Feelings of Overwhelm About Pain
  • My New York Times bestselling book "The Tapping Solution: A Revolutionary System for Stress Free Living" shipped to your door (This book covers a variety of topics such as weight loss, making more money, pain relief, stress and more)
  • "The Tapping Solution" film (on DVD)


BIG Savings on our Super Bundle!

SAVE 80% off our Ultimate Tapping Solution Bundle!

$239.38 $49.84
Get access to the products from all 3 bundles at a savings of 80% OFF the regular price! In this package you'll get access to:
  • The "103 Disempowering Beliefs About Money and Success and How to Eliminate Them in Minutes" ebook
  • Jessica Ortner's New York Times bestselling book "The Tapping Solution for Weight Loss and Body Confidence
  • My bestselling book "The Tapping Solution for Pain Relief"
  • My New York Times bestselling book "The Tapping Solution: A Revolutionary System for Stress Free Living" shipped to your door (This book covers a variety of topics such as weight loss, making more money, pain relief, stress and more.)
  • The Tapping Solution film (on DVD)
  • The 4 audios and 1 Tapping meditation in the financial bundle above
  • The 4 audios and 1 Tapping meditation in the weight loss bundle above
  • The 4 audios and 1 Tapping meditation in the pain relief bundle above

PLUS — Get these 10 Powerful Tapping Meditations as a special bonus for FREE when you order today!

  • Tapping Meditation 1: Personal Peace: Release Anger and Frustration
  • Tapping Meditation 2: Ultimate Focus: Increase Your Productivity and Results
  • Tapping Meditation 3: A New Perspective: Release the Old Belief "Part of Me Thinks I'm Broken"
  • Tapping Meditation 4: Releasing the Chains of Guilt: Let Go Of This Disempowering Emotion
  • Tapping Meditation 5: Resentment Eliminator: Let Go of Old Grudges, Irritations and Hurts
  • Tapping Meditation 6: Quieting the "I'm Not Enough" Voice
  • Tapping Meditation 7: Activating Your Creativity
  • Tapping Meditation 8: Improving Your Communication in Your Intimate Relationships
  • Tapping Meditation 9: Your Powerful Voice: Letting Go of Stage Fright and Public Speaking Fears
  • Tapping Meditation 10: Freedom in The Sky: Overcome The Fear of Flying

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-Nick Ortner

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FAQs

Q. I don't know how to do Tapping. Are these programs still for me?
A. The basics of Tapping are very easy to learn! We've included a 4-minute video that teaches you how to tap with each program, along with a downloadable graphic of the Tapping points. A more in-depth explanation of Tapping can also be found in each of the books and ebooks. If you're new to Tapping, don't worry as this program will fully show you how to do it and how to use it to change your life! :)
Q. How do I know Tapping will help me with what I want to work on?
A. I've helped hundreds of thousands of people online with Tapping and have worked with clients for nearly 10 years. I've found that most issues have common underlying emotional patterns. Through the different programs, you'll begin to discover the underlying emotions related to your particular issues and you'll learn how to use Tapping to address and clear those challenges.
Q. How will the books and DVD be shipped?
A. If your shipping address is located in the United States your package will be shipped through the United States Postal Service. If your shipping address is outside the United States your package will be shipped DHL. As soon as your order ships you will receive an email with tracking information.
Q. I have a different challenge that I want help with. Do you have any other programs?
A. We offer several different books and programs on our online store. You can view those options here: http://www.thetappingsolution.com/store

Testimonials

  • "Put away your skepticism; this really works. I have worked with Nick and had great results with tapping in my own life."
    Dr. Wayne Dyer
    Author of Wishes Fulfilled
  • "I believe Nick Ortner's teachings are easy to use and practical but work like magic. He certainly has taught me to magically release or dissolve problems of all sorts through the process of tapping. You will love this book, The Tapping Solution — I certainly do."
    Louise L. Hay
    Author of You Can Heal Your Life
  • "EFT is the most powerful new transformational technology to come along in years..."
    Jack Canfield
    Co-author of Chicken Soup for the Soul
  • "Emotional Freedom Techniques (EFT) has vastly improved the quality of my life and my work, and I can't think of a better person to bring this profound practice to you... Don't miss this healing opportunity ... "
    Kris Carr
    New York Times Bestselling Author of Crazy Sexy Kitchen
  • "Nothing comes closer to 'magic' than the positive results I have personally witnessed using EFT on thousands of my patients who suffered from physical and emotional pain and illness..."
    Dr. Mercola
    Founder of Mercola.com



Valentina D.
"I have sobbed, released rage, rejoiced, sobbed again and rejoiced again until shift after shift began to happen."
"I have sobbed, released rage, rejoiced, sobbed again and rejoiced again until shift after shift began to happen. It was like pealing the layers of an onion. I continued to tap even in times of despair, when I thought that my fears and traumas were never going to move. They finally did!! I keep growing into the wonderful woman I was meant to be and I'm getting ready to shine!"

Janet
"I look better and my weight is down 11 lbs. I feel better mentally and emotionally."
"I have tapped nearly every day, sometimes several short sessions throughout the day. I sleep better, I look better and my weight is down 11 lbs. I feel better mentally and emotionally. I do love myself and I can even look myself in the mirror and say so. I have learned some things about myself that I couldn't put into words before, but could feel. I will get to the point when I can integrate all of the things I want to do daily. I am grateful for this new tool called tapping."

Mary G.
"I just can't believe how good I feel!!! I'm so excited!!!!!"
"I have polymyalgia rheumatica (PMR). It affects my muscles. They get very stiff and stretch slowly when I stand up. I've been tapping recently on issues of feeling like I was a bad mother for not being able to protect my son from a "series of unfortunate events." Something triggered a memory that I tapped on and cried and cried. Since that day, I've been very nearly pain-free. And I'm feeling great about the emotional issues that I'm clearing. When I look back, I realize one of my beliefs is that I'm responsible for everything, even things that were out of my control. I'll keep looking for events from my childhood because I'm also sure this is blocking me from from financial success. But mostly, I just can't believe how good I feel!!! I'm so excited!!!!!"

Cynthia G.
"This program has not only helped me financially (yes a better job) but has also helped me with my limiting beliefs, anxiety , and my many fears."
"Two years ago I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia, work was unbearable and I had a difficult time dealing with any stress. I already had a book about tapping, but this program has not only helped me financially (yes a better job) but has also helped me with my limiting beliefs, anxiety , and my many fears. One of my fears was criticism, which began with childhood with overbearing parents , but it leaked into my relationships and work. It has been a slow process with layers of stuff to shed but now I am happy and free !! I now have more energy and I feel I am choosing wiser ways in life. "

Nicola R.
"I am 72 pounds lighter in my body, and infinitely lighter in my spirit."
"I had dieted on and off (mostly on) for nearly forty years, always losing weight ... always putting more back on. The mindset of dieting is so pernicious in our world that it is a big pull for all of us I think ... Tapping has helped me to listen to my body, and not to the latest fad, My eating has changed, and the foods that I prefer have changed. It took me almost fifty years to develop my disordered relationship with food, and addressing that did not happen overnight. I had to let go of the quest for the quick fix and trust that only giving myself the time to let my inner wisdom shine through would lead me where my body and mind wanted to go. I am 72 pounds lighter in my body, and infinitely lighter in my spirit. "

Victoria M.
"Life gets easier and more fun and adventurous all the time and I keep tapping and it keeps getting better."
"I started tapping thinking I would have a great business idea or something would happen to turn my life around for the better. What happened was... I got fired from the job I hated... THANK YOU! I was supported by unemployment income for 6 months which allowed me to reconnect and spend LOTS of time with family and repair a LOT of relationships, including the one with myself. THANK YOU! I also wrote several songs during that time as part of my healing process and expressed my truth musically. THANK YOU! I then started a passion based business honoring who I am and utilizing all my greatest skills and talents. THANK YOU! I set a goal for several months of generating $5000 in one month ... took a few months and finally did it. THANK YOU! I'm now able to attract business and clients and opportunities so easily or relax for a day or two at any time knowing money will always show up as needed and desired. I've structured my schedule such that I can now volunteer with children in need and give back and serve my community! And this is particularly special to my heart because I never felt like I was worthy of children or had enough to give to be around them... until now! Life gets easier and more fun and adventurous all the time and I keep tapping and it keeps getting better."

Debra B.
"I've been feeling gentle shifts since the beginning of this program and today I feel like a different person."
"I'm so glad I decided to pursue Tapping! It aligns so closely with other things that I'm doing. I felt stuck for a while in all areas of my life so I decided to give this a try. I've been feeling gentle shifts since the beginning of this program and today I feel like a different person. I made a big career transition this past year and the entire situation started to feel very overwhelming. I am using all of the tools provided and I KNOW I am having an entirely different experience than what could have been... I am getting everything done that needs to be done, I am completing everything with confidence, I am ENJOYING every minute of it, and I feel more empowered than I ever have in my entire life. I also started my own business about a year and a half ago and was questioning if this was a wise thing to do as I haven't been able to do much with it. However, I now feel that everything is somehow working together even though I don't know how. Additionally, I've been getting physical therapy for a health condition and I am making excellent progress. My therapist does craniosacral therapy and tapping is a perfect fit! I am learning that everything in life is somehow intertwined - that we are not separate in ourselves or from each other. I find it to be so cool! Every day, throughout the day I find myself thinking and saying that life is so incredibly amazing! I am very, very blessed!!! "

The Tapping Solution for Financial Success Bundle

(Discount is only available during the 10 day screening period)

75% OFF Normally $9286
Today: $2321
Most people assume that if they wanted to learn how to make more money they'd take some type of course that taught techniques like how to invest in the stock market, or in real estate, or land your dream job, or how to run your own business.

And while those things can be helpful, for most people they completely miss the boat and don't help them in any way. That's why the majority of people who take information or technique based courses never succeed.

Learning all of those techniques is useless if you have underlying issues going on that prevent you from succeeding. Tapping changes all of that though...

Tapping works to rewire your unconscious limiting beliefs, negative emotions, traumas, critical voice, and more to wire you for success. I've put together this discounted bundle package to help you catapult your financial success.

  • The "103 Disempowering Beliefs About Money and Success and How to Eliminate Them in Minutes" ebook
  • Our top four financial based audios pulled from our Tapping World Summits:
  • "How to Create an Abundant and Fulfilling Financial Future Through Tapping with Nick Ortner"
  • Ending the Self-Sabotaging Behaviors that Block Success with Carol Look
  • Removing Your Blocks to Financial Abundance: How to Do More Good, Serve More People, and Be Financially Rewarded for It with Pamela Bruner
  • Clearing Debt: Eliminating the Emotional Burden of Debt to Finally Allow You to Move Forward with Margaret Lynch
  • A special Tapping Meditation to overcome financial overwhelm and stress around money
  • My New York Times bestselling "The Tapping Solution: A Revolutionary System for Stress Free Living" shipped to your door (This book covers a variety of topics such as weight loss, making more money, pain relief, stress and more)
  • "The Tapping Solution" film (on DVD)

The Tapping Solution for Weight Loss Bundle

(Discount is only available during the 10 day screening period)

75% OFF Normally $9889
Today: $2472
If you're like 80% of women, you're likely dissatisfied with your body when you look in the mirror...

At a time when roughly 2/3 of women in the United States are overweight, with 1/2 of those women being obese, feeling happy and confident in your body can be tough!

Most women focus on diet and exercise first in order to lose weight, and it's unfortunately the wrong approach. Without addressing the unconscious emotions, limiting beliefs, traumas and more that keep you from losing weight, you're likely to fail regardless of which weigh loss diet you choose.

Tapping works to release the things holding you back from reaching your goal! In this special bundle package you'll get:

  • Jessica Ortner's New York Times bestselling book "The Tapping Solution for Weight Loss and Body Confidence" shipped to your door
  • Our top four weight loss and body confidence based audios pulled from our Tapping World Summits:
  • "Achieving Weight Loss and Body Confidence: Clearing the 8 Blocks That Keep You Sabotaging Your Weight Loss Goals" with Jessica Ortner
  • "Discover The Hidden Reasons Behind Emotional Eating" with Brittany Watkins
  • "Tapping to Dissolve Food Cravings and Lose Weight Once and For All" with Dr. Peta Stapleton
  • "Body Image and Weight Loss: Something That Finally Works" with Carol Tuttle
  • A Special Tapping Meditation called "Resistance to Exercise: A Guided Tapping Meditation to Motivate and Move Your Body"
  • My New York Times bestselling book "The Tapping Solution: A Revolutionary System for Stress Free Living" shipped to your door (This book covers a variety of topics such as weight loss, making more money, pain relief, stress and more)
  • "The Tapping Solution" film (on DVD)

The Tapping Solution for Pain Relief Bundle

(Discount is only available during the 10 day screening period)

75% OFF Normally $10242
Today: $2560
I've had the opportunity to teach tens of thousands of people how to do Tapping in person at live events. And whenever I do, I always do so by bringing participants with physical pain up on stage.

Nothing is more miraculous, and obvious as to the power of Tapping, than seeing somebody who has been dealing with high levels of physical pain suddenly get more relief than they've had in years, in just minutes with the use of Tapping.

It's clear to us today that our unconscious emotions and traumas play a HUGE role in our levels of physical pain. Through Tapping, we're able to release this pain.

If you're in physical pain, I highly recommend getting this package:

  • My bestselling book "The Tapping Solution for Pain Relief"
  • Our top four pain relief based audios pulled from our Tapping World Summits:
  • "Dramatic Pain Relief with Tapping: The Miraculous Results and How You Too Can Use It Today To Get Relief" with Nick Ortner
  • "Anger and Physical Pain: The Hidden Connection" with Mary Ayers
  • "Healing the Body: A New Approach to Health and Illness" with Julie Schiffman
  • "The Simple Way to Tap Away Those Constant Headaches" with Gwenn Bonnell
  • A special Tapping Meditation to Overcome Feelings of Overwhelm About Pain
  • My New York Times bestselling book "The Tapping Solution: A Revolutionary System for Stress Free Living" shipped to your door (This book covers a variety of topics such as weight loss, making more money, pain relief, stress and more)
  • "The Tapping Solution" film (on DVD)


BIG Savings on our Super Bundle!

SAVE 80% off our Ultimate Tapping Solution Bundle!

$239.38 $49.84
Get access to the products from all 3 bundles at a savings of 80% OFF the regular price! In this package you'll get access to:
  • The "103 Disempowering Beliefs About Money and Success and How to Eliminate Them in Minutes" ebook
  • Jessica Ortner's New York Times bestselling book "The Tapping Solution for Weight Loss and Body Confidence
  • My bestselling book "The Tapping Solution for Pain Relief"
  • My New York Times bestselling book "The Tapping Solution: A Revolutionary System for Stress Free Living" shipped to your door (This book covers a variety of topics such as weight loss, making more money, pain relief, stress and more.)
  • The Tapping Solution film (on DVD)
  • The 4 audios and 1 Tapping meditation in the financial bundle above
  • The 4 audios and 1 Tapping meditation in the weight loss bundle above
  • The 4 audios and 1 Tapping meditation in the pain relief bundle above

6 Month No Questions Asked Money-Back Guarantee!

If you're not 100% satisfied we don't expect... or want... to keep your money. Simply notify us by calling us or by emailing us within 6 months and we'll give you your money back, no questions asked. We'll even let you keep all of the bonuses for FREE!

-Nick Ortner